a toothpick holder IS a good gift!

This week proved to be relatively slow for travel, save for October 9th. My acting assistant (my real one is on vacation) scheduled me for a visit on the day after my birthday. In Gallup, 2 hours west of Albuquerque. Seeing as I didn’t want to travel on my birthday, I was creative and tried to solve around this issue by implementing the following travel schedule: get up at 4.30am to catch the 6am flight to ABQ via Dallas, arrive at 10am, pick up a green chile breakfast burrito, drive 2 hours to the meeting at 1.30pm, drive back to ABQ for a 5.30pm flight home via Dallas, and be back home at 1am. As I write this, it is 10.30pm EST. I’ve been awake for 18 hours now, save a nap or two on the multiple planes. Best practice is to avoid day trips to the west. Lesson learned.

When I travel to warmer climates, I typically wear flip flops, especially in the summer. I always keep a pair of socks with me in the event of hot pilots. Somewhere between landing in New Mexico and taking off from New Mexico, I lost my socks. This tragic incident reminds me of Tom Robbins’ Skinny Legs and All which, incidentally, I just read for the second time. I am not a huge fan of re-reading books, but since the last time I read it I was in undergrad, I gave it another go. I love that book! A tale of a dirty sock, a spoon, and a can o’ beans learning how to be animate inanimate objects (along with some stuff about fighting in Jerusalem which rings true today as it did the day it was written). Oh lost socks, may you learn how to wiggle around in this big world without me.

I had the glorious opportunity to have dinner from the bookstore in DFW: Fig Newtons (fruit, fiber) and Reese’s Pieces (protein) and an apple juice (fruit again) on the plane. Who is jealous?

Oh! I had a birthday! Most creative birthday ever, courtesy J. She came up with a scavenger hunt and each clue led to a present. I was so impressed and I have to share it with my loyal readers (if you exist).

Clue #1: When Lincoln was president, he did a lot for the relationship between blacks and whites. I wonder if he were around today, if he’d do the same for gays and straights.

This required a little extra help from J. She told me to start walking where I think the answer would be. My first guess was a new gay bar that’s 2 blocks from our house. Fortunately, it was hot out and she didn’t want to walk to the wrong place. I guessed another place but I was wrong again. “You’re thinking about the wrong part of the riddle.” Ah-ha! Lincoln Theatre on U Street. But…. Most of the shows there are very expensive (believe it). The GLBT Film Festival is taking place there and she got us tickets to see Itty Bitty Titty Committee which I’ve been dying to see! Awesome.

Clue #2: Creamy, sticky and sweet. Here are some hand-sewn concoctions you’d love to sink your teeth into.

Mayday! What the hell? Candy….sewn? My simple brain struggled. It wasn’t until J mentioned the Daily Candy and a new place she had just pointed out to me the day before. She had me lead her to where I think it might be and we arrived at a new boutique called Caramel. She had a purchased a gift card for me and I got to try on all of the clothes (well, the ones in my size) and pick out a fancy article of clothing that I’d never buy for myself. Awesome! (This gift forced her to take me to Nordstroms the next day to buy another gift – Spanks. If you haven’t tried them, go now! It’s like a crash diet without the diet!)

Clue #3: Don’t let your new digs sit out too long or they’ll attract these.

Got it! Shoefly! She had another gift certificate to this cute store with funky shoes.

Kudos to J. Not only did she come up with a creative way for me to discover presents, but she kept it all local and at locally-owned stores/venues! Rock star girlfriend.

What did I get her but 10 days prior for her birthday? I bow my head in shame. I got her a toothpick dispenser, a belt, and a pillow. But she loves toothpicks!